God talks to fish that ate Jonah

God: I’m sending you a man to swallow. He was being disobedient.

Fish: God, my man! Last time I had indigestion for a month, what If I told you that I’m turning over a new leave… I’m a vegetarian… your still gunna make me, aren’t ya boss?

God: Do you feel like sitting in a bigger fish’s stomach? Or you wanna swallow Fred?

Fish: fine ill do it. Don’t you have bigger fish to fry? God, does cruel and unusual punishment mean anything to you?

God: Hey, I let you throw up Jonah out after a while. Didn’t I?

Fish: ugh fine, you want me to pick this one up at the Mediterranean again?

God: Naw, meet him at Santa Monica will ya? Just keep him in till he says sorry, will ya?
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